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11 June 2008
{4:52 PM} Thank heavens. I have finally finished my exhausting newspaper reviews. How exhausting? Very exhausting. I shall not exhaust myself further by telling you. Anyway, I shall move onto something less exhausting. So that hopefully i can un-exhaust myself. I shall talk about; What bad taste I have. (Especially in the opposite gender) I'm express sincere apologies to those who/which are reading these whom I have had bad taste in. Hey, but wait. You probably don't know you're the target of this rant. So I shall continue, Guilt-free. I also apologise if my language use is kinda formal. You see, All the review writing switched me into the AH-OH-SO-FORMAL-AND-PROPER-ENGLISH mode. You see, Our dear Esther here has had bad taste in the opposite gender ever since she was young. She actually thought Tinky-Winky from the Teletubbies was hot and macho. Just because of the fact that he was the biggest of them all. Wait. Is Tinky-Winky even a male? Er. Nevermind. He could be non-sexual for all I care. As she grew up, She had a warped sense of "good-looking". Sad. Example One Esther is on the phone with her friends, watching a certain 7pm Channel 8 drama serial. A particular male actor's face takes up the entire area of the television screen. Esther: "Eh, Oh my goodness!! Do you think that guy is good looking? I think he is leh." All the other friends: "NO! YUCK! HIS NOSE IS SO BIG!" Esther: "Got meh? No what! He's kinda cute too!" All the other friends: "No! Ew! Esther! What's wrong with you?" Esther: "Fine maybe you all don't find him cute but I do!" -Giggles.- All the other friends: Do not bother to respond. And there you see, Is a fine example of how Esther embarrasses herself with her definition of "cute". Eeeeyer! A useful note to everyone: Please ignore Esther next time she takes notice of a member of the opposite gender. It is extremely advisable to. But look on the bright side! Esther has grown out of her bad taste for objects. So yes, Now she has good (or at least average taste for objects.) My bedsheet is nice okay. I chose myself. (Please ignore that un-necessary comment as well.) Oh good! Now my language use is moderating back to its usual self. Hah. Yayhey. In conclusion, No wait, I shall not say the conclusion. It will hurt people's feelings. or maybe i should. IN CONCLUSION, I think i'm very mean. but too bad. This mean-ness originates from some horrible-goat-which-is-at-the-same-time-a-hypocrite-and-also-a-member-of-the-opposite-gender. I sound sex-ist. But cannot be helped. Oh Please. If you want to go around acting all nice and gentle and then bad-mouthing me when you think i won't find out. You'd better make sure that I won't find out. Bad news is, I found out. "I suck" eh? Well you don't rock that much yourself. Just in case you're so thick-skinned and can't sense anything, I would kindly like to inform you that I shall not bother about you any longer. (: I shall say this again. If you think this is for you, it isn't. Esther is going to steam off. Bye. __________________________________________ |