Chem Test tomorrowww.

I don't know what to blog about these days,

I'M JEALOUSS!

All the people in PL already finished their common tests, 

While interim's in another week. D:

But I guess our tests are less strenous than theirs.

I hope.

Physics and Math are getting to me.

I love languaaages(:

And arts.

Okay set I'm gonna take up arts stream in Jc,

I'm definitely not a science/math/technical/calculator-nerd/precision person :/

omgzxz yestd was extremely embarrassing.

During MI lecture,

Then tri put his head on my desk

then I was like trying to take my file from under his head.

Mrs Tan: "Are you trying to stroke Tri's head?!?!"

Me:  stones "....HUH?"

Deborah and jiahui burst into laughter.

EVERYONE IN JH3 TURNS AROUND AND STARES OMGOMGOMG

Mrs Tan: "I am his legal guardian in singapore you know!" -

enlarges eyes and mouth-D8

Me: "uhhhh nononoo!!"

 -shakes hands vigorously, enlarges eyes and mouth as well D:

Weikai: "Ehhh you got sriram not enough ah"

(Weikai is plain stupid la, walao)

Hahah today I was about to sleep in physics then tri suddenly looked at me

Me: looks back "...huh"

Tri: -gazes out of the window for a while, as if thinking profoundly-  "stupid rain."

Me: "....haha"

THEN A MIRACLE OCCURED,

I WOKE UP HAHA

okay la v stupid la but oh well,

If tri can wake me up, that's good enough.

I'm ranting.

Today something stirred inside when i took th bus and passed by the graveyard.

"one day my body will become like that."

scary, ain't it.

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Extremely easy to maintain, hardy, requires little water!

Going at an extremely cheap price :$4.

Extra bonus: ChooJiaHui the houseplant can Talk!

She will chatter and ramble to you all day long about nothing much.

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Strange, sounds seemed queerly muted.

It was as if the radio had been thrown into a fishbowl.

She had enough of the real world.

Down here; it was serene.

Idyllic of sorts.

Where nothing, no one could ever touch her.

Limp, drifting along, suspended mid-water,

Feeling only the cool waves pass by.

The silk on her dress waltzing gaily against her fair skin,

As currents brushed, wave by wave, against the delicate fabric.

Her motionless body settling gently onto the grainy seabed.

Ebony black hair settling perfectly on her shoulder-blades.

She opened her eyes, gazing at the rays of white light infiltrating the ocean's surface.

No longer feeling anything, 

Completely sensation-less.

She let out a gasp,

Bubbles erupting above her,

Pearls ricocheting off a broken chain.

They glistened in the dim light.

Little beads dancing, euphoric. 

Everything else dimmed above her.

Everything grew numb,

As her eyelids slid shut.

Her grasp loosened, her limbs lifeless.

Perhaps this was heaven in its simplest.

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School studies are a killer.

I'm dying to touch my harp/piano again, 

BUT CANNOT! 

Not till I finish my hw anw.

Interim's in 2 weeks, oh myyyyyy.

Today, was extremely embarassing, omg

I haven't felt so embarassed in a million lightyears.

I'm like a flower.

I'm wilting!

Oh noooo):

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Ultimate unglam deborah, wah ultimate

Oh look! two ninjas were fighting for the costume :O

In the end Jiahui the (wanna-be) ninja got kicked out

ULTIMATE, FAILLLL! ( or so says divya) >: )

HAHAH K i'm not in a contemplative mood anymore.

Some v unglam hahaha +hair v messy D:

Not enough sleep = v microscopic eyes = unglam photos, HAHAHA,

hey it's true k, when I don't sleep enough my eyes can't open.D:

But who cares. Deborah is still the most unglam.

And i love new moon, hahaha heartzxz 

3 things not not to be doing when you're having a laughing spasm:

1) Drinking bubble tea 

2) Standing alone in the corridor with people walking past

3) Drinking bubble tea and standing alone in the corridor with people walking past.

Oh guess what, I completed all three feats today

I almost spat out my bubble tea and people thought i was nuts,

cos I was standing and the corridor waiting for jiahui and debs

Then I started thinking, and started having laughing fits to myself.

And the SH1s were walking past,

and I still couldn't control myself.

Omg, embarassing to the max.

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I realised,

We all'd somehow ponder,

Why can't I have her perfection;

the voluptuous hair that plummets from the crown of her head to her shoulder-blade,

her show-stopping physique,

or her divine eyes; a bottomless sea of beauty.

Why can't I ace every test like she does without even pausing to think.

Why is it that nothing that I accomplish is never, the peak.

Perfectionism, perhaps.

Let's admit it.

We all desire perfection.

All of us wanna be our own dream girl,

Even the so-called 'dream girls' themselves strive for more.

For humans, it's just never, enough.

There's always a higher mountain, or so they say.

It's crazy.

Maybe it's called the personally-conjured vicious cycle of negative self-perception.

Let's say it's all too human.

Blame it on the atrocities of nature, or so we'd say.

Gasping, grasping, grappling, grabbing.

Ultimately struggling to keep afloat in this whirlpool.

Absorbed in our selfish desires,

Obsessed with instant gratification,

and our never-ending list of wants.

Which makes us really think;

What on earth are we really living for?

We are, but after all, pilgrims on a journey on this narrow road.

But walking on this narrow road with much uncertainty ahead,

It's hard to keep from straying from the path.

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Mr LXY is cleo's most eligible bachelor.

HAHAHA, who was to think he was once our pe teacher.

Interesting!

(he's th one on the left of the mag cover)

Hawhaw(:

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suckaaahhh.

Today was crazy again, 

There're so many things to laugh/happy/stress about.

Esp with the fact that I've got hw overload D:

And the fact that I laugh till my sides hurt everyday

And also the fact that I'm sweating like a pig in labour now.

WE RAN 3.6KM TODAY IN PE, SOMEONE CONGRATULATE ME!

Totally can die, 

I broke Jiahui's flower today cos I sat on it D:

Scene elaboration:

Flower is in JH's bag with petals sticking out. bag is near bench.

Me: (whispering weakly) "Wahh I cannot take it, eh I wanna sit"

Jiahui: Moves a lil' to the left.

Me: Rapidly plops butt down on bench without a second thought

A sudden crrraack is heard

Me: "Omg did I break anything" , Notices flower is a lil' squashed, and takes it out to examine it

PRRRRINNNNG 

Flower comes out with 3/4 stem missing.

Jiahui:"OMGGGGG"

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  SORRY!!!

After a period of fits;

Jiahui: "The flower no more 'stayin alive' already," 

Gives extremely anguished/tormented look

Hahah only th people there will know what I'm talking about.

Hahaha omg school is so vibrant and exciting

I heart 305 hahaha :D

Played pranks on 305ians today,

It could have been more entertaining.

Friday is a killer (in all aspects, good/bad)

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I decided to take off my unglam post after all, too unglam already.

All the j1 orientees had external hunt today! 

So good, hahah.

Went to go practise harp after sch today,

The harp is nice :D

Lessons were, what to say, frenetic.

Deborah and I are the total opposite at subjects.

Teacher: explains some problem sum.

Deborah: busy ticking away.

Me: "Eh how to do? I don't understand."

Deborah: "Like this plus this will equal to this times this."

Me: "Huh."

Teacher: "Okay elaborate on this issue and state your concerns and the implications."

Me: starts writing frantically.

Deborah: "What's she talking about."

Me: " Oh, like you must list examples and explain your ideas+elaborate further."

Deborah: "Huh."

Smart ass (x10000000) = deborah

Smart ass(x0.00000000000000000000000000001 superscript 100000) = esther 

Lessons very complicated lah.

Sriram said the most hilarious thing today.

Cos I went to the band room, then i was planning to go in.

Then there was something wrong with the door.

It was actually locked, but i thought i was open.

So i tried pulling it open and the entire door warped outwards and jammed there.

I thought it was gonna fall off, zomg.

And mind you the door's like twice my height.

Then i was laughing and struggling with the door.

And SRIRAM, HUH, HUH, 

"wah, you, first thing you do as a band member; break down the band room door."

I burst into hysterical fits.

And i was like the only one laughing -.-

Whaaat! It's very funny what!

Then i couldn't stop laughing the entire day about the statement.

Even just now in the shower i was thinking about it and laughing.

Omg i'm crazy.

Then before that jiahui said, "no smell smelt" in the very nasally voice

and i laughed like crazy.

It's nice to be able to laugh so loudly heh. heh.

Yes today was, let's say, an eventful day

(hidden meaning haha)

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Some idiot og 12 ogl was behind the "BIMBO" word + the flower + butterfly.

And pink (omg, I LIKE RED MORE SIAZ)

I've never been called bimbo in my life till now.

Omg, I miss orientation so much.

Since monday the SH1s been having orientation.

And i'm jealous >: (

Today was the OGLs walk-in,

And it was like reliving old memories of the ip orientation.

Awwww, sch is stress much.

I feel extremely dumb and inadequate, compared to some smartsmartsmart(x10000000) people.

I will turn into a mugger, I promise.

Ahhh, the tragedies of life.

I'm starting to think death isn't that bad after all.

Okay kkkk I'm not suicidal.

I shall view life optimistically, cos there's stars and flowers and nice things.

+ bubble tea, (which apparently has 16 tsp of sugar)

Haha k, I go watch tv then mug again.

sniffs

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Planned to go to church but we ended up going to Filbert's house instead.

Aaaaaah, bong has such a fortunate life can.

There was like so much food can, I felt like a pig.

And chocolate fondue.

Meow.

We learnt how to play mahjong, haha! super fun!

Kelyn can be a mahjong auntie next time, whoooooh!

Can just imagine,

I like the sound of the tiles (:

Then nat and I won, 2 or 3 rounds out of 5 rounds i think.

Yay, we rock.

And we figured out the Freddie/Filbert pose.

Hahahaha!

Omg i want more sats like those.

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